“Yesterday, I went to a restaurant with a friend, and at the entrance, I saw a car that looked just like my father-in-law’s car parked.

I felt uneasy and, of course, if he saw me, it would be awkward.

I explained to my friend that we should leave, and she agreed, although a bit disappointed.

Out of frustration, I accidentally hit both mirrors while backing out and went home. The next day, I visited my father-in-law and noticed his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:

What’s wrong? You seem upset.

How could I not be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”

Next joke

“Dad, I want to get married!”

“First, apologize!”

“But why?”

“Just apologize!”

“What for? What did I do?”

“You need to apologize!”

“But why???”

“Apologize, I said!”

“Please, just give me a reason!!!”

“First, apologize.”

“Okay, dad… I’m sorry!”

“Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!”